yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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