Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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