well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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