where am i from again
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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