Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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