Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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