Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Just cropdusted the office
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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