ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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