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  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:15pm

    12:00 knows whats up

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:42am

    do you want some white stains on your mouth??

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:10pm

    I'm so tired of people trying to fucking debunk texts like they're part of fucking ghost hunters. -a boogie

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:39pm

    the white stain could really be anytyhing lets all not jump to conclusions.......:/

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:35am

    hahahaha that tickles :)

  • 55 48
    Submitted by DestruKto on May 25, 10 at 7:08pm

    Fake

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:02am

    for one, cum is not "white" when its fresh either and if it is i think you need to see a doctor. it should be a cloudy clearish type color. and two when it dries it can be white or clear depending on what its on.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 3:52pm

    Does stain automatically mean dry? Sidenote: Gross.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:45am

    Well, it beats that crusty tube sock in the corner.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:02am

    for one, cum is not "white" when its fresh either and if it is i think you need to see a doctor. it should be a cloudy clearish type color. and two when it dries it can be white or clear depending on what its on.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:02pm

    yeah buddy! hit that!

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:49am

    ^ ^ no. im sorry. tube sock crusties are normal. i myself could not maintain an erection to "hahahaha that tickles" let alone give him a facial

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:01am

    HAHAHAH! The poor mans blow up doll...

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:52pm

    2:20 cum doesn't dry clear

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:00pm

    this is fake, cum doesn't dry white

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 10:36am

    this isn't awkward this is fake

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:27pm

    cum doesn't dry clear on everything

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:22am

    I agree with 8:47. (:

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:34am

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:47am

    ahahahaaa thats messed up. then again, elmo deserves it.

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:30pm

    I think we can use our imagination on that one

  • 47 61
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 24, 10 at 10:21pm

    WEEEEIIIRD

  • 38 44
    Submitted by 31angelbabe on Aug 12, 10 at 8:29pm

    I like that... Haha wait... I'm gunna go see if my bf has a tickle me elmo doll... 0.0

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:48pm

    i dont know whats wierder, the guy having a tickle me elmo doll or that he uses it to jack off

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:27pm

    Cum isn't white when it dries....then again, who said it was dry???

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:54am

    best text ive seen all week LOL

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 2:20am

    such a fake. for 1 - cum dries up and is clear, 2 - you wouldn't be able to see it unles you looked closely. Don't make up shit and post it.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:06pm

    maybe the tickle me elmo was huffing glue?

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:18am

    Ewww run!!!!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:40am

    It is not cheating cause it is your "Tickle Me Elmo."

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:58am

    ya'll of the elmo tickle hands?

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:35pm

    Ask Monica Lewinsky what color dried cum is

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:33pm

    12:00, on some materials it does.

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 4:03pm

    @3:35 Thank you.... Dried cum is not white people... have non of you had sex before...

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 5:13pm

    Don't worry (250) it's skeet.

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:08pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGHGHGHGHG