Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I didn't notice because vodka
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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