Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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