You smell like a Billy Joel song
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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