and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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