Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
As shirtless as possible
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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