He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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