I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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