Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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