he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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