Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I stole a fireplace last night.
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We left the knife in your bed.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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