Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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