i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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