He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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