exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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