Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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