Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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