Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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