carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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