i need an iv and a liver transplant
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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