singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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