i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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