and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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