So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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