I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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