we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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