So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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