love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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