David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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