it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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