Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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