So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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