Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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