I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
What a dumb baby whore.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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