He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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