i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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