I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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