chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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