What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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