i just wanna soil my oats bro
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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