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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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