I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
is it fun? or sober?
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