i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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