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  • 83 38
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 18, 12 at 3:03pm

    That wasn't him, it was Barry White...

  • 71 40
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Oct 18, 12 at 2:04pm

    She must have not seen the white stuff floating around...

  • 71 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 18, 12 at 5:34pm

    Been accused of getting on girl pregnant over the phone.

  • 63 35
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 19, 12 at 5:00pm

    I'm all set with this one. No babies.

  • 65 39
    Submitted by  on Oct 18, 12 at 3:12pm

    @4NIC8 that's not melted marshmallow is it

  • 60 36
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 20, 12 at 3:50pm

    @Peach - *Shawshank, but let's blame it on voice to text

  • 66 53
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 18, 12 at 6:49pm

    Yes yes, we all love Morgan Freeman.

    • 55 40
      Submitted by cannabislecter on Oct 18, 12 at 10:48pm

      There's someone like me in every prison. I'm the guy who can get it for you.